So my dentist says: "Let's get rid of this infection and if it keeps coming back, I'll just remove your remaining three wisdom teeth." Then he smiled pleasantly, like he figured that would be a fun time for everyone involved.
I'm thinking I'll get rid of the infection, thanks. I love my dentist, but I don't want him yanking out three teeth because one of them is giving me trouble. The logic? She does not work.
Morty is on a pooping kick! How lovely! He refused to poo last night before bed, and by this morning he couldn't stand it any more and left a little gift next to my BH's night stand. It was an unpleasant surprise. And Morty looked soooo depressed.
Let's just say that he will be making mandatory pre-bed poos from now on. Aah, life with a puppy.
Yesterday morning I had zero things bought for Christmas. Now I have my BH, my mom, and my sister taken care of. That's not bad. Next up: in-laws, my BH's brother and sister, my Bubbi and my dad. I can manage this. I totally can.
Besides finishing up the gifts, I have a long list of things to do before the big day hits.
- Make dumplings! I know this isn't Christmas related, but I keep meaning to get it done so I'm not tempted to buy lunch.
- Get rip-roaring drunk. (It's just part of my holiday celebrations, okay?)
- Make mulled wine and Mexican egg nog.
- Assemble mincemeat and let it ferment. Consume it. Do it all again.
- Put up the tree! My BH surprised me by hooking us up with a real tree for Christmas. Considering that he's not a fan of real Christmas trees, I am super thrilled and appreciative. Now I just need to find the decorations...
- Watch both Harper's and Dion's statements on TV tonight and laugh and laugh and laugh.
- Go to my office Christmas party and avoid getting dragged on stage to sing. It happens to me every year and I am DONE people. I don't like to be the centre of attention at office functions - I prefer to hide under my desk.
- Buy winter boots and a winter coat. I technically already have both, but they didn't perform well last winter and I got tired of having wet ankles.
Whew. That's a lot of stuff. Best get started with the mulled wine thing.
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I also bought new boots and a new coat. This is The Winter of No Fucking Around.
That dentist will not rest until your wisdom teeth are out. My dentist is already plotting to pull my daughter's and they haven't even sprouted yet. I think wisdom teeth are their bread and butter. I still have mine, though!! Ha ha foiled again.
I'm supposed to get my wisdom teeth out next summer. I'm super un-impressed.
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