November 18, 2009

Flu of the Brain


I don't know what's gotten into me. I just scrubbed the kitchen floor and cleaned out my oven because I had nothing else do to.

Usually when I have nothing else to do, I devour my chocolate stash or I watch a movie. As long as it involves sloth or greed, I do it.

Maybe I have swine flu of the brain?

Now I have a sparkly kitchen, with the only downside being that I raked my hand across some broken glass during the mad clean and now I have teeny cuts. Boo.

This weekend seems blissfully clear of obligations. Do you know how happy this makes me? SO HAPPY, let me tell you. Obviously it's my own fault that I tend to over schedule, but still. An empty weekend just looks so good right now.

Maybe I'll clean the bedroom. Or maybe I could do what normal people do and procrastinate all the things I want to finish.

Holiday prep is going well. We have a homemade wreath, we have highly alcoholic mincemeat for pie making, and I listened to my first Christmas CD yesterday. It's choral Christmas, so it doesn't always sound super festive (often Gregorian and depressing, as it turns out), but still. Tres excitant.

One of my BH's gifts came in the mail today, and I ordered his main present yesterday. I'm already having so much fun. Thank goodness for internet shopping.

I should go pass out now, since chiseling layers of grime out of my oven managed to exhaust me. As a parting gift, I leave you.....


That's how you know I love you.


Hannah said...

It's nice when the "cleaning bug" comes around, isn't it? :)

You should take that photo of Morty's bum, put it on Christmas cards and send them out to all your friends and family! ;)

Shawna said...

...with a note that says "scratch here".


maybe not "sniff", though.

Stella said...


I think "sniff" would send people into an ass coma.

Anonymous said...

You're going to get so many hits from ass perverts

Stella said...

Probably my single goal in life...

Shawna said...

Yeah, we're totally opening a bar together called "Ass Coma".