Today was a challenging day for a variety of reasons. Instead of growling about them here, as tempting as that is, I will tell you about my one funny phone call of the day.
BH: (out of breath)
Me: Everything okay?
BH: Yeah, it's just that I was asleep on the couch.... And I was on my back.... And Morty was asleep between my feet...
Me: Yeah?
BH: And then Morty decided to stretch out with all his strength...
Me: Yeah?
BH: And he crushed my nuts.
Me: (trying to breathe through the laughter)
BH: And then...
Me: THERE'S MORE?
BH: While I was recovering, he crawled up my torso...
Me: Yeah?
BH: And sneezed in my face.
Me: (losing my shit)
Ladies and gents, it's been that sort of day.
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